The Kingdom of Womble 14385 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.187 billion Womble 14385ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 14385ian economy, worth 169 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,566 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,456 per year while the poor average 2,542, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14385's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 14385 is ranked 241,309^th in the world and 15,197^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.